Oh hello minions!

I apologise for my lack of updates and leaving this blog entirely to Ms. Kwok but unfortunately, other than putting on THREE KILOS I repeat THREE KILOS I seriously have nothing exciting going on in life.

I am struggling to write one of my TWO major essays for uni. It feels like I’m going to get my brain squashed by a bunch of political economist who would most probably laugh at my essay. SO whatever, that’s just the start, after this essay I have to make a start on my other major for Industrial relations policy. GUESS what I have to write about? PAID MATERNITY LEAVE. –who cares right?- I’m only like what? 19? As if I give a dam about maternity leave. WRONG. I have to care because it’s worth like LOL 40% of my overall mark FML, I need at least a credit. I swear I don’t ask for much, just give me a credit for both essays <3>

Now that I’ve had my educational rant, on with my health rant =P Yes, I don’t know if anyone has noticed but I’ve packed on the kilos on my already obese face and now it’s moving towards my waist and stomach. Before I know it I’ll be reaching for the phone and desperately calling Jenny Craig telling her about my 3kg weight gain and asking if I need to starve myself to lose it. HAHAHA I kid. I’ll use exercise *cough cough* as a means of losing weight, I’ve done like LOL 10 sit-ups in the past two days hahaha GOLD! Ah well, I’ll wear these few extra kilos proud and I hope to Buddha that he can make them disappear ASAP!

Speaking of which I’ve noticed the skin on my face has become annoyingly dry and prone to pimples. This makes me uber depressed even more depressed than the weight gain! Seriously, I should be dubbed Miss Vain of the year. I’m a girl I care about my appearance okay? I mean the least I can do is take good care of what I have. But no, what do I do? Eat junk food LOL don’t exercise and don’t take care of my poor skin. T________T.

Thank Buddha its break for me from uni, so I have like a week to rest at home, catch up on my never ending trail of lost sleep T.T and maybe shed that extra weight gain and fix my dam dry skin. Anyways, I’m going bowling tomorrow, maybe the extra 3 kgs might just melt itself off my body while I stand around rolling gutter balls at the bowling alley. Better yet, I roll myself down that alley and hope lol I’ll be somewhat skinner before I walked through the door.

P.S. I am not weight obsessed, please don’t take my entry to heart. I’m just over exaggerating and being a drama queen. I’m not yet retarded enough to starve myself. =P I probably will be when I can’t fit through a door.

credit SCANDAL@ SFI 

♥♥ K